Return of the Living Dead (with Linnera Quigley's topless graveyard dance) was sexy – but Nympho Zombie Co-Eds is simply a stiff. The juvenile plot (wacky maniac poisons fraternity punchbowl with zombie juice) sets the "plague" in motion. These zombies may be brain-dead, but director Dammit is surely brainless, for allowing Dick Nasty's bathrobe to completely cover Thumper's genitalia as he humps her! The (literal) corpse-like expressions of the performers exude no heat to the proceedings and even the presence of Alicia Rio and lascivious Laurie Cameron can't revive this corpse. Some folks will pick this for the wacky boxcover, but they'll be disappointed.