Sorry not to comply with this tape's title, but it's not that memorable. The lead is played by Joey Verducci, who tells his story from jail (he's probably in for felonious emoting) to a shrink (Lilli Xene). Seems Joey's roommate Tony Tedeschi went out with Tina Tyler and banged her brains out — so much so that Joey got the hots for her himself.

Not even the furious screwing of next-door neighbors Rocco Siffredi and Christina Appleigh can distract him. Joey tracks Tina to a house, but he finds only Domonique Simone and Jessica Fox, who force him to watch their (very good) girl/girl scene. Tina is finally located in an off-off-off Broadway theater doing bad poetry/drama. But it's only after co-star Mike Horner porks Tina on stage that Joey gets mad and kicks Mike into unconsciousness, thus landing Joey in jail. Of course, you know that Joey and Lilli will get it on before the final curtain.

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