After ten minutes of awkwardly delivered, mind-numbing dialogue, melon farmer/venture capitalists Wallice and Tedeschi whisk away some female interviewees for a visit to the executive bedrooms. Busty Brittany strips to the beat of calypso music for Tony Tedeschi, while Kimberly Kupps and Angel Bust divide and conquer Wallice; all intercut with Jaye Milo and Lynden Johnson's 69'ing in the waiting room.

Even if this carnal patchwork quilt had any internal heat or editing rhythms, the whole shebang is undone by the obnoxiously inappropriate violin concerto on the soundtrack, which battles against the visuals until the final segment – Milo and the two guys – comes to its plodding finish. These "wonders" may appeal to the undiscriminating tit fan, but natural they ain't.