I think somebody owes a debt to comic book artist Wally Wood, who did a hardcore "Alice In Wonderland" strip several years ago in the ill-fated Screw magazine (not to be confused with the tabloid) that looks an awful lot like some of the scenarios presented here — right down to the boxcover pose.

"Alice" is blonde-bushed Ginger Bush, a newcomer who talks shy, but acts like she's been sex-starved for the last 20 years. Thanks to a fairytale read to her by Ron Jeremy, she travels through the looking-glass and gets her ass and pussy plunged every which way (and loose!). She first meets two foxes (Damien, and Steven St. Jox — who might actually be Julian, but he never takes off his mask, so we can't tell), who d.p. her and deliver simultaneous facials. Then she gets a little taste of rabbit-suited Ron's wiener before being whisked off to Queen Melanie Moore's dungeon, where she's "encouraged" to watch Bionca and Debi Diamond) oil and wax (candle-wax, that is) one another down — before getting Ginger to join in the fun.

Finally, Ginger gets to complete her fuck with Ron, and she looks great riding the bushy guy's cock, till she sucks him off to a fine facial. The blow-off is Ginger's gang bang at the pigs' tea party (all of whom wear cop uniforms), where everybody gets either a hole or a hand to get him off. Even Ron gets another piece.

Once this tape turns nasty, as it does about halfway through, it never lets up, so if you're familiar with the T-Bone touch —as you should be by now— you'll know how many to buy and where to stock them for your anxious customers.