Well, it seems writer W. Bosley Delongprez and his evil twin, the director of the same name, have finally gotten together and agreed that if the one won't direct, the other won't cut out too much of the excellent dialogue and action — in this case, the continuing adventures of one Johnny Calzone (Jonathan Morgan), a man with a plan — and a video camera.

And look what Morgan has to work with. Not only are all the ladies in the cast major honies, their tits leave nothing to be desired — except closer contact with them.

The story, which charts Morgan's financial woes and a resultant wet T-shirt contest to get him back on his feet, is a bit too convoluted to try to expound here. Suffice to say, Morgan's figured out there's money in big-tit videos (but can't foresee the resultant fiasco stemming from an unsigned model release). He gets the idea from an infomercial featuring Whitney Banks (with hair most women would die for) and Mike Horner. Their tabletop coupling is decent, though Banks looks scared and/or confused most of the time — but hey, at the time, it was one of her first features, so give the girl a break.

More interesting for tit-lovers is the Morgan/Letha Weapons match-up which follows. Letha, as Jonathans bikini video model, has that creamy innocent type of face, and mammoth bazooms, which we get a good look at as she bounces reverse cowgirl style on Morgan's cock, and when he cums between her tits.

For hot scenes, though, we skip over the threeway with secretary Nikki Sinn and cops (actually, "release police") Jake Williams and Alex Sanders, which should have been a lot steamier than it is, and the somewhat better horizontal tango between crime boss, Fat Phil (Joey Silvera), and girlfriend Kim Chambers, and go right to Kaitlyn Ashley's cowgirl ride of boyfriend Jake Williams. Kaitlyn's so enthusiastic that the usually in-control Williams has a time of it keeping up with her — till he gets her on her back and cums on her tits. It's a toss-up whether this or the Letha Weapons scene is the best of this feature.

Finally, two last contestants for the wet T-shirt contest (Sally Layd, Bunny Bleu) arrive, and Morgan's in a real dilemma, since each contestant either has a muscular or mobster boyfriend or other good reasons why she should win the contest. Morgan's in trouble; what to do?

Well, we won't kill all the surprises in this video — except to say that the contest, when we finally see it, is much too short. Still, a funny script, good camerawork and some of the best-looking babes in the business make for a high-scoring video — and one that retailers should push heavily to their big tit fan customers. This has become a resoundingly popular series.