Gee, you'd think, with a title like that, there'd be more than one anal scene, wouldn't you? One of the characters says "Anal Land" is a place "where everyone gets fucked in the ass." Guess all those scenes must all be on the cutting room floor...but frankly, the sex is fairly hot despite the obvious discrepancy.

Domonique Bouche is Alice, a couch potato who accidentally transports herself into her TV set just in time for the end of a terrific scene with Kyle Stone and Kirsty Waay. Kirsty is one gal who's really gotten into the spirit of XXX and is giving increasingly better performances. She loves to be eaten — Kyle delivers several minutes of pussy-lapping here — and her reverse cowgirl ride is worth watching over and over.

Domonique appears just in time for "director" Mr. Rabbit (Vince Voyeur) to realize he's late for dinner. Cut to Mrs. Rabbit (Valeria, with really cute whiskers pasted on her upper lip) peeling tonight's meal — carrots,- what else? — before Vince sweeps the table clear and starts pleasuring the seemingly insatiable Valeria, in the feature's single best scene. And after Vince is done, Valeria finds another use for those carrots!

Also noteworthy is Sindee Coxx's pleasuring of Domonique via a strap-on, while Domonique shoves another dildo up her ass. Sindee's got great leverage and Domonique finally abandons the ass plunging and lets Sindee get her off. Tasty!

The single poor scene here is the cutaway to Domonique's "parents," Buck Adams and newcomer Stedla (that's a name?), in their hotel room. Not only is the scene lit atrociously, but try as he might, Buck can't seem to get the lady interested in the sexual goings-on.

Finally, after 70 minutes, Rick Masters and James Soo show up in funny makeup and give Domonique the d.p. she (and we) has waited for since the beginning — but it's too little, too late for this deceptively-titled feature. Retailers: warn your customers that there's plenty of good sex here, but if they're looking for anal, try another title.