Unless you're the kind of person who has a satellite dish for the express purpose of filling in your Hee Haw collection, there's probably not an adult in the Western Hemisphere with enough wherewithal to stand the sheer brain cell-sapping theatrics contained herein. At one point, when director/host/hamburger helper Toby Dammit starts retelling a Lenny Bruce joke in the middle of a cowfield, I thought an LSD flashback was kicking in.

No such luck. The best of the three highly yawn-inducing scenarios features a skinny blonde named Willow and her partner London (aka Paul Morgan) who do the nasty while production FX captures it all in stylized black and white dutch angles. (Probably Toby's most creative act outside of ordering a Happy Meal.) Ronni Raye, sporting a straw hat, engages in a solo before taking on a male partner who eventually washes her face with his corn cob. The static Videography renders this one useless. Similiarly, an exterior amateur session generates minimal heat but lack of proper filtration washes out the images. Viewers, stick with Ellie May and Li'l Abner if you want minimal hillbilly thrills.