The road to fetish heaven is a narrow and offtimes jagged path as apt to lead the viewer in circles as it is to deliver him to the pearly gates of palm-blistering pleasure. So many details to consider! Which is more potent, the aroma of leather or latex? Should nipple clamps be positioned hori-zontaly or vertically? Is face-sitting classifiably 69'ing? Can toes that get sucked also get tickled? Specifics, that's what Specialty Video's all about. You can please some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time.

Thusly, Hirsutism may please a small percentage of broadminded furry female connoisseurs who are willing to accept a generous lapful of bristly pudendum in their zealous quest for the penultimate in Bigfoot lookalikes. Hirsutism fails to deliver in the department of legs, armpits, upper lips, nipples, and God help us, beards, but if matted bush is your cup of musky tea, then keep an eye out for this series. (Buyer beware: the quality looks worse than a tenth generation dub of Forrest Gump.)

Although the promotional flyer claims that Volume 10 contains hardcore action, we didn't stumble over any cum-drenched thickets in either number 1 or 9, where some pretty average-looking ladies just spin around on easy chairs, take lengthy showers, or simply run down the batteries on a few toys as they play polly-wolly diddle all day.