Love instruction, French style, starring and ostensibly narrated by European superslut Elodie (the producer's designation, not mine).

Elodie, a slightly older chick with a good bod and seemingly natural tits, takes it upon herself to babble on incoherently about the many ways to make love. Throughout the course of her 90 minute performance with an anonymous male, she runs through the plow position, the He-Man position, sex on a kitchen table, sex on a couch, sex anywhere and in any position you can imagine in a very cramped apartment. It's amusing, but not especially arousing and the uniqueness of her voice and babbling gets old fast. There's also some silly music meant to dignify the festivities. Not to mention Elodie needs a manicure, which always gets on my nerves. If I'm watching someone dipping their fingers into their quim, I don't want to see chipped polish or ragged cuticles! For shame!

One thing about Elodie; she's tireless. She and her vibrator are super good friends. There's something about Elodie that puts me in mind of the old Annie Sprinkle. Could she be the next international sensation? She's prettier than Annie, but Annie's got that gig going with the speculum. My advice is turn off the sound just watch Elodie fool around. You'll like it better that way.