Director Canterbury empties the Cannes vault, and cobbles together a thin four-scene vid, framed by the device that Don Fernando has been sent by wealthy perv E.Z. Ryder to shoot sex in the south of France.

Two scenes feature an unattractive, sleepy-eyed, smirking black French stud, who so much lacks charisma that his partners — an older woman who takes it up the ass, and a shaving-rash brunette who just mugs for the camera in an outdoor scene — never look at him. Don Fernando picks up a stocky brunette, paying her for a semi-public outdoor standing fuck and anal. This girl has the worst boob job since Tara Gold or Tiffany Million. One of the above-rated A's goes to a poolside hammock three-way with Sahara Sands, Stephanie DuValle, and Steve Drake.

Sahara is the only girl in porn with legs long enough to manage a standing reverse-cowgirl strad­dle of a guy in a hammock, and Drake contributes a double facial finish. The usually reliable girl/girl combo of P.J. Sparxx and Melanie Moore is wasted in an all close-up, no two-shots perfunctory girl/girler. Canterbury's done much better. Additional (and indistinguishable) cast: Marine Cartier, Rachel Levine, Angelique, Charly.