Thus far, the Dick and Jane series has managed to elude me in the assignment pool, but after this look I'm glad one finally crossed my desk. Here, the cavorting couple stage three fantasy sequences derived from viewer letters. Foreign import Draghixa and Don "Geronimo" Fernando are given a lift in Dick &Jane's rented plane so that they can join the ranks of the mile-high club. Amazingly, you'll find more angles covered in these cramped quarters than in most pro vids on a good day! Fernando pops twice — perhaps it's the thin air. Even the (off-screen) pilot gets a free hand in on the action.

On the terra firma, or more explicitly, on his sloped rooftop, Paul Morgan beds down with Barbara Doll for a fairly enticing grope that gets even more interesting when Victoria Andrews (Demolition Woman 2) solos along side. Ever the pragmatist, Jane helps Paul slide the salami into Barb's ass. How he manages to explode in her mouth while maintaining his balance up there is as good a testament as any to professionalism!

Lacy Rose, whose vivacious nature could turn a Latvian funeral dirge into a Mardis Gras party, nabs the most visually arresting segment, shot underwater! It's not an exceptionally long scene for obvious reasons, but watching her go down on her partner Mickey Ray (and vice versa) while their above-water moans cascade on the soundtrack is both a novelty and a true turn-on. Games Bond didn't get this far in Thunderball!) A big coup for Dick and Jane.