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Lovebone Invasion

Lovebone Invasion

Released Apr 01st, 1993
Running Time 89
Director Nic Cream
Company Lovebone Video
Cast Dick Nasty, Meo, Tyna Tyler, Alicia Rio, Dana Woods, Matt Brady, Steve Houston, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating AA
Genre Feature



This is a deliberately idiotic, lowbrow, fun portrayal of an unusual day at the hipper-than-thou, filthier-than-thou offices of Lovebone Video, when they are invaded by bimbos from the planet Uranus, who are seeking the perfect porn. Complete with helmet-haired newscaster Ted Copulate providing news bulletins (a lame, overused device), cameos galore, endless tongue-in-cheek plugs for HIP Video product, and potshots at other companies (mainly "Livid" Video), this not-very-funny video really strains for effect, mostly missing. The sound and the heat are mostly missing, too. Tina Tyler —in a hideous black wig— has an audition fuck and suck with Dick Nasty on the reception are sofa. One question: if I can see the microphone taped to Tina's tits, why can't I hear any of the dialogue? Alicia Rio and Dana Woods, the latter familiar as amateur-turning-pro redhead Rustee, are the aliens. They have a perfunctory girl/girl for Ron Jeremy's benefit, and he fucks Dana. Some heat in the last two scenes, as Alicia fucks warehouseman Matt Brady, and Ron —with Dana now taking over his body— joins a porn shoot with Meo and steve Houston, featuring deep throat, and then Meo takes each up her ass while sucking the other. Dumb, some fun, some heat, but mostly a yawner.

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