Released | Jul 31st, 1993 |
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Running Time | 84 |
Director | Wes Brown |
Company | Yellow Pepper Productions (CDI) |
Cast | Patricia Kennedy, Joe Verducci, Terry Thomas, Ona Zee, Nicole London, Jeff Scott, Matt Brady, Cal Jammer, Crystal Wilder |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Feature |
This parody of TV's late lamented "Wiseguy" becomes an instant fast-forward candidate, as Joey Verducci, in the Ken Wahl role, stomps on every joke, and mistakes shouting for acting. Cal Jamer, as gangster Sonny Steelballs, is even worse, with a bizarre Jamaican-Italian hybrid accent (you can hope he shoots himself, I guess).
Fortunately, the sex saves it. Ona Zee shines as the government's gift to Joey after his cover prison sojourn, and she's worth waiting six years for. Ona also sizzles in a scene with agent Matt Brady. Ona still consistently performs 20-year-old fuck bunnies. Crystal and Terry 69, then Crystal viciously twists her own nipples as he pounds her pussy and butthole. Nicole London three-ways with Cal and his goon Jeff Scott, ending with a reverse cowgirl anal with Cal while jamming a vibrator up her pussy, topped off with a double facial. Patricia eagerly takes Joey to the hilt in her mouth, pussy, and anus, closing out a video whose sex is as satisfying as the rest is overacted and irritating. Nice cover shot of Crystal.