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The Anal Team

The Anal Team

Released Aug 01st, 1993
Running Time 75
Director C Everette Smythe
Company Las Vegas Video
Cast Thumper, Dick Nasty, Sean Michaels, Cumisha, Domonique, Crystal Wilder
Critical Rating AA
Genre Feature



Hot on the heels of Hollywood's latest trend (dredging up bad TV shows for big screen remakes) comes The Anal Team, a lame porn parody of a lame action parody. In a nutshell, the girls are terrorists holed up in a highly secured African compound – looking remarkably similar to a condo development – and the team's mission is to bring 'em back alive.

Breaking into the condo (oops, compound) with all the ease of beets passing through a baby's butt, the Anal Team seduces the nasty gun-toters into submission. "It's a shame I have to blow holes in that sexy body of yours," purrs macho Don Fernando to Cumisha as he tenderizes her terrorist tushie; Sean Michaels samples both the villainess and the heroine (Wilder and Domonique, respectively) but the action is perfunctory in all cases. Mild kink fans may appreciate Dick Nasty thumping Thumper's butt, unloading on her toes, and licking up the result, but we'd suggest this team go the way of Martin and Lewis.

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