A literal re-invention of the classic "Seinfeld" "masturbation" episode! Terry Thomas, Celeste, Jake Williams and T.T. Boy gamble on who can hold out the longest. Lensing is crisp, though the story (replete with gags lifted directly from the show) resolves itself halfway into the running time, leaving about 30 minutes to pad with gratuitous, (but rod-stiffening) sex – which garners the extra point.

A fantasy segment, where "ideal woman" Crystal Wilder ravishes Thomas is perhaps the best pairing this couple's had on video. Terry sucks her toes, pulls her pubes, and smacks her clit; fingers/eats her asshole and humps her tits; rides her web pussy cowgirl-style, and unloads a torrent into her face.

Debi Diamond and Dyanna Lauren engage in a sultry behind-the-hospital-screen tryst which finds Deb in the corner, spread-eagle, being eaten upside down! A naked housewife (Sunny Ray) sends Peeping T.T. Boy into a fit of horniness; he charms her into bed for an aggressive oral bout that's intercut with Jake Williams and Nicole Longon in a similar clutch. Music changes are abrupt but the sequence smokes anyway; only a superfluous Celeste/Woody Long end capper fails to ignite. Celeste is on the box, however, so call attention to the other stars in talking with your customers.