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The Naked Pen

The Naked Pen

Released Apr 01st, 1993
Running Time 82
Director Wesley Emerson
Company VCA Platinum
Cast Tom Byron, Alicia Rio, Tiffany Million, Tracy Winn, Melanie Moore, Francesca Lé
Critical Rating AAA 1/2
Genre Feature



On the surface, this one appears to be just another cliché-ridden porn video where people fall into bed much too easily. But soon it’s revealed that the erotic meanderings are the product of the clunky IBM Selectric (and not a pen) which scribe Tom Byron uses to create his James Bondish action-adventure romances. Mike Horner is in rare form as the suave Agent Taylor who must save the Princess (Tracy Winn) from terrorists. (Alicia Rio is the only one in sight and she can terrorize me any time.) Horner’s opener with Tiffany Million is an elegantly nasty fuck. Just the foreplay is riveting, orally and digitally delightful.

Byron’s frustration with rewrites makes for many humorous situations as the characters play and replay portions of scenes as per his changes. Finally, lowly writer Byron is tired of his character getting laid more than he does, so he writes himself into a nasty threeway with Million and Francesca Lé.

An incandescently fun venture, boasting six sex scenes (including Winn’s hearty masturbation) and an alluring shot of Tiffany Million (who gets lovelier with each video) on the cover.

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