It's no mean feat to take three sexy French women and still make an average sexvid, but Nic Cream has taken his handheld cam to France and pulled it off. One at a time, Marine Cartier, Rachel Levine and Beatrice Valle are each trotted out to perform at Cream's direction. Each woman mugs for the camera and masturbates. Dick Nasty is then brought in on cue for the traditional three-step sex scene: muff-diving, cock-sucking and run-of-mill rutting. The only variation on the theme is some girl/girl action with Cartier and Levine that turns into a three-way with Nasty. Even with these three Gallic gals, the French influence is all but lost as none of the wonderful Tabatha Cash-like patter is evident.
As if this feature weren't long enough at over 100 minutes, Cream shoots back to States for the final inane scene in which he seduces all-American Monique with promises of "candy," Nasty is brought in on cue once again, and mentioning any more would mean being redundant. Ditching the finale might have kicked this feature up half a notch, but as it stands, this ill-conceived production just barely merits an AA rating.