Randy West plays “Howard Sperm” in a black fright wig. The popular shock TV host’s first guest is Rebecca Wild, and you just know they’re gonna boff during a commercial break. After his humiliating stint on the Sperm show, guest Cal Jammer is consoled with an anal at home by his lady Courtney, which simmers from start to finish. (Has this woman EVER done a bad scene?) The bout between program director Mike Horner and Wild is wonderful, and she giggles appropriately in all the right places. Wild returns to the Sperm show as a contestant on the funny “Lesbian Love Connection”, choosing Cheyenne over a ditzy Courtney. (“Not a bad ass for a dyke,” Sperm quips.) There’s a decent girl/girl between Cheyenne and Wild, and plenty of Gene Ross jokes. Although Sperm doesn’t have the acidic tongue of his inspiration, fans – and even Stern himself – should get a chuckle and a rise or two.