One day, someone should do a study of all-girl videos to see how often the girls bash the boys as a form of foreplay.  Is it “socially redeeming value”?  Politically correct?  Think about it as you hear Stacy Nichols opening the action by telling girlfriend Isis Nile, whose boyfriend John has left her, “Just remember, men are pigs!”

Nile, Nichols and gap-toothed gash-basher Kelly Thomas are members of the “I got fucked over by John” club.  They cheer up by sipping cheap wine and popping some Sapphic smut into the VCR.  The first scene is pretty hot, with a brunette working over Kelly, giving her lube tube some nice tugging action.  Kelly looks prettier than usual, but her partner could have ditched the Bajoran-sized earrings.  The other scenes are far duller, with the director shouting to the actresses in one; a Nile/Leanna Foxxx double-donger in another; and a group scene with Nile, Nichols and Thomas.  The dialogue tends to be drowned out by the score at times.

Add this to your all-girl section for best results.  Additional cast: Rosie Lee, Candi Mint, Ledia Stone, Rikki Ray.