Any time I'm afforded the opportunity to see Rick Savage resemble the late Gary Gilmore, and tell a slave very seriously that her new name is "Slave Excrement" it's a joyous day. Except it's not supposed to be funny, and it's only a tiny segment of this vid. What this is, is essentially Hostess Lauren Fairchild trying to be Greg Kinnear, viewing clips from Janus Rainer's Secrets in the Attic series and commenting on them with studio guest Mistress Shane.

The clips span parts one through four and display attractive black-haired Shane's dom expertise. She dominates men and women with equal heat, pinching and biting their nipples, making them worship her fishnet stocking-encased feet, spanking, whipping, and verbally abusing her willing submissives. One male slave in Secrets Vol. 3 subjected to this treatment exhibits the type of eye-rolling mania usually reserved for inhabitants of locked-ward asylums and Richard Kern films.

Rick Savage appears as a Master in Secrets Vol. 4 to assist. While he's a competent role player, that "Slave Excrement" declaration (a name which captivated me to such an extent that I've since bestowed it upon my cat) is just too absurd to sustain any eroticism. A mercifully brief segment ends the tape showing Mistress Shane spanking "average guy in the studio audience" Bob Baker while he licks Lauren's sensible low-heeled pumps.

Lauren's Adventures is nothing more than an hour-long promo for Janus Rainer's Secret tapes, so it works in that respect. Those looking for more would do well to check out the tapes it advertises.