If you’re gonna get ahead, you gotta have a mistress, according to this video. (also, if you’re gonna get head.) Peter North, married to Heather Hart, is keeping Micki Lynn as a mistress. Micki runs through her patented gamut of grimaces, bidding to become porn’s most irritating performer in recent memory. Boss Mike Horner promotes Peter, and offers him a choice of hookers Lilli Xene and Dominique Simone. Why Peter refuses, I can’t tell, but Mike indulges with both in a good three-way. Micki seduces Heather, and Heather tells Peter to get lost. He seeks advice from friend Terry Thomas, who show how to stay happy –fuck you wife (Crystal Wilder) in the ass. When Peter seeks forgiveness, heather’s unique solution is to have a three-way with Lilli Xene, their new shared mistress. The sex scenes here are long and intense, but marred by long stretches of static camera work, and the two uninteresting Miki Lynn scenes. A terrific boxcover shot of anal queen Crystal Wilder will help move this one.