Connoisseurs of the deep end will immediately recognize and revere Between The Cheeks 3 as a masterpiece of bizarre, twisted, outlandish, absurdly delirious, cosmic and comical cornholelia.
Anally psychotic Tony Tedeschi, as a swami, is obsessed with women's asses. Talking assholes, that is. Tony flits between waking and dream states, believing he has the ability to contact souls (they all sound like Betty Boop on nitrous oxide) which communicate to him through the sphincter. In one outrageous scene, Tony Tedeschi conducts AR (anally repressed) meetings for people afraid of asses. During the course of the meditation Tony does some spirit channeling with Chris Collins' whispering sphincter that segues into a double penetration scene with Collins and Little Lord Fauntleroy-attired Marc Wallice and Tom Byron.
Marc Wallice then returns to shine in a furiously concocted outdoor ass banger with Ariel Day, that, simply put, is one of the most distinctively torrid of that genre I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing. Towel-head Tedeschi and T.T. Boy then tackle shrink Nicole London with T.T. almost ramming her the fuck to China before he settles his chopstick in her rice bowl for the final anal onslaught.
Wallice returns during Tedeschi's luridly fantasized AR meeting to soothe the savage buds of Lacy Rose and Rebecca Wild. Wild generally confines her demeanor to dick-sucking and ball-grabbing, while Wallice fucks someone (hard to tell from the body pile-up and editing). This is the weakest scene of the bunch for that reason.
In another eccentrically contrived segment, Steve Drake and Wallice nail Brittany O'Connell but good. Catch the hilarious visuals wherein Drake and Wallice come spiraling through a giant rectum to do the dirty deed. Tedeschi, finally confronting his fears, winds up the show by pounding wife Rebecca Bardoux first, with the two-finger jam up the ass, then, finishing the job off with a Max Hardcore-style ass straddle that won't leave a dry brown eye in the house.
Sure, the storyline of Between The Cheeks 3 is as confusing as the full-length income tax form, but hang in there. This is one of the best (and dirtiest) Greg Dark features in existence. And remember that when marketing. It gets my vote for the best anal-themed tape of the year.