Set in the most underpopulated airport in the western hemisphere, where more fine jokes are delayed than outgoing flights, this quim-trimmer finds all the guys just a hair's breadth away from convenient foam and razor — and all the babes itching to be shaven aerodynamically smooth! Since the talent continually blow their lines with all the evaporating presence of Mr. Bubble, I'd say this vid is a dud... except for the suds.

Connoiseurs of soapy sex will cling to scenes featuring Jonathan Morgan, who lathers 'n mounts Shelene and Cody O'Connor in separate sessions. Both ladies deliver decent head, receiving a splash between the tits and a facial frosting for their efforts. Speaking of tits, Wendy Whoppers puts in a late appearance — practically phoning in both her lines and her sex performance, but by the looks of it, horny Joey Verducci wouldn't mind humping a tailpipe as long as it was tight and relatively warm. Same can't be said for Jeff Scott, whose faulty equpiment is far less wooden than the Spruce Goose, though it flies about as far...

Wendy (no matter what shape her attitude) on the boxcover will sell.