You've got to wonder why, at neither head nor tail credits, does the lead actress Laurie Cameron get her due? She's not only the main character but certainly the most genuine performer, both in form (as a lesbian interior designer) and function (which in this case is mighty fine muff munching with Nikki Sinn). And though her fans may be used to seeing a manly root up her rectal region, it's just as easy on the eyes when Heather Lee and Shelby Stevens stand in with a rubber replacement.

Valeria and Dyanna Lauren (wrapped in cycle leathers and chains) engage in similar prosthetic pussy pounding of the strap-on variety; Dy moans in ecstasy as her hard nipples get merrily munched. Hardcore dykes Nikki Shane and Sahara Sands collective barks aren't nearly interesting as their bites, (which take place in a familiar bar set we've all seen, as do the other scenes) but chomp they do. Nice tight clit shots! Less so is an Isis Nile/Stacy Nichols team-up where the camera just can't seem to locate the latter's nether regions often enough.

How all this gash gobbling connects with the construction of a lesbian theme park is a longer stretch than Charles Keating's prison term, and describing it might drive a saner person than me quite bonkers. But the girl/girl action should have the same effect on it's intended audience.