Call this "Bondage 101." Rick Savage narrates as he binds "bondage virgin" Julie, a tall (nearly six foot!) secretary at a law firm. (I know what you're saying: "Forget the girl; get a few of those goddamn lawyers in here." Well, maybe next time.) Once she finally gets her clothes off, Julie's dressed in a lacy teddy and stockings. Rick binds her feet first. "It's important to bind the ankles close together to give the person that feeing of instability and uncertainty," says Rick. Eventually he binds her knees, then her arms behind her back (with rope going through her crotch), and gags her, all the while explaining what each tie is intended to convey. Julie stands there like a lox.

At the half-hour point, a break allows Julie to change to a white teddy and stockings - but the same action ensues, this time with handcuffs and light spanking. Ten minutes later, it's a lavender teddy, etc. Then, suddenly, boom, it's over. Educational? Very. Hot? The Polar Bear Club wouldn't have trouble in these waters. It's all so clinical. Recommended for anyone who wants to hear the philosophy behind bondage - and insomniacs.