You just gotta love Ed Power. for some time now this self-effacing, genial man has claimed publicly —with pride— that his is the smallest penis in porn. Madness, you say? Well, take a look at his New Ends series and you'll see the method to Powers' madness. When your "equipment" is as modest as Ed's, and everybody knows it, chances are you'll get first crack at popping the on-camera "anal cherries" of porn's most recent arrivals. The man's a bloody genius!

In New Ends 5, Ed deflowers the heretofore video virgin "backdoors" of five beautiful newcomers, and in so doing, has apparently made each and every one a true anal enthusiast. My favorites of the four scenes offered feature Eni and Vanity, two very attractive girls from Holland, and the closer featuring two incredibly hot ladies, Mariah and Maria, who now sports the name Heather Lee.

Proving once and for all that it's not the meat, it's the motion, the anal encounters are as over-the-top as butt-bangs that feature higher-caliber studs. If anything, Ed's less-than-threatening scale allows him to pump with total abandon. For the first time in my life, I almost wish my cock was smaller. Market with the rest of the series.