Even disregarding an obvious post-teenaged cast, viewers will be subjected to even more disappointments when the tranny promise is broken by the inclusion of a few mere transvestites. It's all about dick 'n boobs, or did we miss a meeting? Final nail in the coffin is an unacceptable percentage of erectionless gender-benders. Gee, does anybody think that cupping a limp penis in one's hand actually hides the fact that it's limp?

As if anyone cares: the analogous thread (on which this premise is hardly well-hung) concerns an out-call agency staffed by one he/she sitting in a hallway with a cell phone and a laptop. The fact that she's unable to read her lines convincingly from a script visibly in the shot pretty much sums up this slapped-together mess. By the way, the bonus solo scenes don't launch spoo either.

Retailing: A few passable new(ish) Brazilian faces.