Released | Apr 30th, 1995 |
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Running Time | 67 |
Directors | Brad Gunch, Rex Cabo |
Company | Leisure Time Entertainment |
Cast | Dallas (I), Wendy Whoppers, David Hardman, Sean Rider, Torie Storie, Whitney Banks |
Critical Rating | AA |
Genre | All-Sex |
Someday, someone has to break the news to performers that the mere act of pointing a camera at their faces is not a cue to always open their mouth, close their eyes, and raise their head skywards in mock pleasure. In the opener, Whitney Banks looks like she is bobbing for floating apples! Fortunately, her subservient blow job administered on David Hardman makes up for this "kink" in her neck, but (damnit!) Mr. Hardman eventually catches her cranial condition and also looks skywards for inspiration. Such is intimidation...?
Since Wendy Whoppers' busty appearance is probably the reason most people get this flick (all other scenes are just fillers), they will not be disappointed in her highly oral and careful copulation with Sean Rider. Last is a nervous Torie Storie, obviously unsure of herself and new to the camera, who teases her viewing audience with light masturbation before doing an impromptu girl/girl amateur scene with Dallas, a cute blonde born to break hearts - as they did in an almost identical scene from Snatch Masters 3. Torie continuously looks to the cameraman for guidance and inspiration, but he is apparently too busy trying vainly to always be in focus to be much help. How great minds think: since Torie's camera insecurity made their girl/girl just so-so, she winds up shaving Dallas. Oh, well. Okay, but Bigger Than Life?