Somewhere, buried under the morass of this needlessly convoluted exercise in misdirection and editorial frustration, is an amusing story about the publishing business, horny bomb threat specialist, leveraged buyouts and a cult devoted to anal worship. Somewhere. I defy you to find it. The actual product bears relation to neither reality nor comedy, and appears to be shot in an "acting free" zone where time and timing stand still. Yet Takeover contains seven relatively hot sex scenes, hence the extra point.
Cub reporter Montana, sent to dig up the poop on the anal cult by her editor (Joey Verducci) tosses off a few backdoor bouts with high priests Mark Davis and Steven St. Croix; however, the real rectal queen is Nikki Sinn, who nurses Joey and Davis to health with aggressive butt action, and actually appears to enjoy the act instead of tolerate it, as so many others do. Jake Williams and Stacy Nichols pair up for the big "A" plunge, as do St. Croix and Natasia, and various semen explosions can be found running down the crack of the ladies' puckered portholes.