While there's no real story here – just five couples chasing each other with squirt guns around a pool – the action is fierce. First off is Nikki Sinn, who wastes no time in gobbling Jake's wad while he squirts the pistol into her rear to enhance her anal retentiveness. "Don't forget to stick me in the ass," she says – and he doesn't. He pounds his cock home, causing her mams to do the silicone shake 'n' bake till he cums on her ass.

Next, blonde Tina Owen does the nasty with Tom Chapman, who takes her from behind, followed by Steven St. Croix feeding on Jordan Lee's clit like a "ripe mango" (As Terri Hall said in The Opening of Misty Beethoven). St. Croix is in find form, alternating between hard, doggie-style thrusting and a tender approach during missionary. Lee eschews high heels this time for total nudity; a rarity for her. As the Kentucky Fried version of Alice Springs, she seems to have multiple orgasms, causing St. Croix to cream in Peter North-like proportions.