Despite its title, this vid actually contains no cream pies. At no time does a guy cum in a girl's snatch. On the snatch and in the face, sure. But that does not a cream pie make. What is does contain is all black beauties, some badly filmed but energetic girl-on-girl, and laborious humping and pumping caught at bad angles. The producers don't even manage to credit all the girls in the opening credits, but leave that to the packaging. We were actually surprised the director included his nom de cine.

Heaven St. Clear's opener gets its momentum destroyed by bad editing. There's a nice cum swap between the two girls, but the energy is forced and labored. A four-girl scene simply feels claustrophobic as they're all stuffed onto a single couch, the camera jockeying for position. The closer with Vanessa Blue contains the most performance energy, but again, it ends in a facial and no cream pie.

Retailing: For your all-black section.