Lene stars as the memo-taking nymphet cumming between a husband and wife (Steven St. Croix and Tina Tyler) in this obvious takeoff of The Temp. Well shot, acted and directed, the film is just an intense sex scene, or two away. And like a two-day old crusty pizza, the ending just doesn't satisfy.

Steven St. Croix and Tina Tyler are a husband and wife architect team. After a rough day at the office they relax together in a tub. "Tina the tease" won't give it up so it's, rub-a-dub-dub-I'll-do-my-own-stub." Although it's very well shot, with some interesting angles, watching St. Croix "wring his string" is not exceptionally erotic.

Be it the lack of action in the commode or the fact that their business is doing well, Steve and Tina hire a temp, Lene. The trio have a nice romantic dinner that leads into a sweet-tooth satisfying dessert for three. A sexy slow strip-tease by the girls lends it's way to a St. Croix, dick-sharing delight. The lucky St. Croix cooks with the both of them before putting his icing on the temp-torte.

The sub-plot involves rocker and unfaithful boyfriend Mark Davis' search for Lene. He hires private detective Rebecca Bardoux to find her. Rebecca gives him Lene's whereabouts and then does the next logical thing -- handcuffs, sucks and fucks him. Ms. R is wild and when she gets nailed in the ass, has that "Oh, that hurts soo good" look in her eyes.

Mark's on a roll, so he finds Lene and engages in a head/spanking/cow-girl/spoon/doggie reunion. Much better than a Hallmark card.

Lene's presence (and presents) has Tina feeling very uncomfortable and she gives Steven an ultimatum, "She goes or I go."

So let's see, either he chooses Tina, who makes him jerk-off in the tub, or Lene, who's more than willing to be mounted like a painting at the Guggenheim. You figure it out.

Thinking she's now residing on "easy street," Lene dumps Davis, only to find out St. Croix's taken back his wife, and she's been relocated to the front steps. That's fine with Lene who returns to her pussy-pal, Asia Carrera. Some nice visuals as the girls suck each others' tits and clits. The dubbing though, has it looking like a Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead convention.

Take a letter. To the makers of Tempted:  Dear Sirs, your film is definitely visually stimulating and I highly recommend it, but as far as classic? Not quite. In closing, I can assure you that I will suggest that retailers - retail and viewers - view. Sincerely Yours, - Marshall Scott