Warning: When inserting into your VCR, be careful not to burn your hand on this scorcher. Whew, this Kama Sutra guy knows his stuff. Three perfectly-paired couples erotically caress, kiss, and massage each other into Hinduistic heaven.

The tape, appropriately enough, begins with "The Art of Foreplay." (No, the trip to the video store does not constitute foreplay.) The secret, as Margaret Mead can attest, is exploring. Vince Voyeur and a gorgeous Asian babe as well as two other couples) allow their fingers (and ice cubes) to touch and caress each other's bodies as part of the prelims.

All three couples (the aforementioned Asian/Voyeur, a breath-taking blonde/a dark-haired partner, and a sexy strawberry blonde/another dark haired partner) now demonstrate "The Arts of Embracing" and oral stimulation (two of my favorites). Nine different embraces are demonstrated, everything from "the twining of the creeper" to "the embrace of the forehead." If you check your programs you'll see that the Oral section covers fellatio, cunnilingus, and the 69 overture.

"The Positions" portion of the vid are broken into two sections, and demonstrate more than 15 sizzling I-gotta-get-a-partner-so-I-can-try-that positions. Also covered is "The Kiss and Bite," (Jeffrey Dahmer's fave) and "The Massage and Press," which has more oiled parts than a Ford plant.

I must admit that there are times when portions of the tapes I review have to get fast forwarded (due to deadlines), but not the case here. With its candles, fluffy pillows, gentle erotic teasing and soft lighting and music, I didn't miss a lick. Instead of roses, give that special someone a copy of Kama Sutra II – just be careful of getting pricked. A must stock, for your couples or alternative section.