All alone?  Tired of the bar scene and the personal ads?  Well, if you have a VCR you just may be in luck.  This third installment of Metro’s popular series brings us a myriad of still images and video clips of swingin’ singles and couples.  The viewer has the option of responding by voice mail to a 900 number or writing to a post office box.  Kinda gives new meaning to the Home Shopping Network.

As far as the contestants themselves, well, let’s just say there were a few scary moments and a few amazing ones.  One woman can jam a 1.5 liter-sized dildo in her snatch.  Then, as if that wasn’t oh-so enticing enough, she shoves her panties all the way in too!  Hey, I have this outdated yellow squash in the fridge… what was her box number again?