Until Virtual Reality becomes as accessible as the common household weed-whacker, tapes like D&JPP will continue to be the de regeur of the porn set.  What better way to see Paris than with our illustrious hosts, whose chances of getting some moist young tart in the sack are far more reliable than your own pick-up lines, anyway?  Save the air fare, gain some savoir faire and trip through the eyes of dick and Jane!

Close friend Barbara Doll acts as the cultural focal point, leading us through a guided tour of la sex shoppes, swingers clubs (an incomplete but engaging orgy here) and lingerie modeling; eventually entering a state of dishabille for a three-way on her very own petit-dejeuner table.  Strapping on a fairly imposing dildo, Doll maneuvers to the top bunk of a d.p. sandwich while her male friend nails the second girl from below with his mushroom shaped projectile.  Yowch – great penetration shots!

Better yet is a staged-but-casual meeting between Dick, Jane, and their hotel neighbors next door, a guy/guy/girl trio whose elliptical sense of direction leads to a deep double penetration of the woman’s quivering pussy and an eye-opening, screen-filling rectal plunge.

Wiping the viscous dual explosion from her soaking kisser, la dame queries our couple, “Just who are you, anyway?”

Why, they’re Dick and Jane – at the top of their form.  Stock deep and recommend highly, toute-suite.