Mostly in French, with no subtitles, this video opens with a passably attractive Parisian, perfunctorily playing with her pussy.  Then an interracial couple get it on, supposedly in Brazil.  The French dude does the samba with her from behind, saying, “Ah, oui!”  Oh, no: in this, and in most of the action throughout, there is too much off-camera noise and flashbulb action.  Later, deploying dildos dutily, French fillies on a ferry fondle each other, gourmandizing in a grungy Gallic gashbash.

Shift to Las Vegas: voila, les Americannes!  So much for the boxcover’s “100% European” claim.  Natasia and Julian St. Jox put some real panache into their pelvic grinding.  She goes down good on Jox’s strap, then he jams his joystick into her, reaming her rectum and causing her oversized clit to tower, giving this video its only real power!

As for the rest, who turned out the lights?  Back in France, a maid serves up a croissant to a couple before serving herself up to them to form a ménage a trois.  Ho hum.  Another lady diddles herself, then a bodacious beach bunny with long curly blond tresses carouses with two well-tanned, well-toned hunks.  Then it’s back to the boat, where a stud wannabe joins the aforementioned fillies.  In a hotel room, a woman amuses Trixy Tyler with champagne, licking her and lightly slapping her butt.  Since she can’t turn Trixy, I guess she’s no hooker.

If you believe that sex is an international language, then the lack of English (in all but one scene) should pose no problem.  What is a problem is that, judging from this, Europeans can make – and market – porn just as unexceptionally as anyone else.