“This is only the beginning,” Scott Baker keeps promising throughout the hour’s duration of this vid. So when does the action start?  Apparently in Kiss My Ass 2, because it’s nowhere to be found this time around.

Kembra and Shannon pose ass-to-camera in G-strings as Scott does a monologue on the glory of women’s asses, caressing, kissing and licking their butt cheeks when he’s not yakking. Both girls do have butts worthy of the ass-worship theme, but they’re not put to sufficient use.

Not sexy enough to be a turn-on, not funny enough to be campy. It is expertly lensed, but good technical values alone do not a swollen crotch make. Pass on this one, or wait for the sequel.