When you get to Volume #99 of anything, you may think that the quality may be on the downslide – well, you'd be right. This amateur (?) offering stars such unknowns as Jordan Lee, Brooke Waters, Dave Hardman, Tony Montana, Nick Rage and Andrew Wade, and yet it' still lacking in intensity.

"17 Loads of Jism – A Texas Gang Bang" stars Jordan Lee as the love juice recipient. The donors do it in a variety of positions and with 17 loads to account for, that's 4.25 shots per man. There are several times when this less than spectacular 28 minute scene appears to come to a close, but unfortunately the poor coverage and intense-free sex continues.

The final two scenes feature four "natural" women. "Amateur 4 Way Fuckfest" stars Brooke Waters and off-screen partner Andrew Wade, as well as a cute brunette and Nick Rage. The usual combos and out-of-focus poor coverage highlight the scene. The finale features two natural (check out their pits) biker-looking babes doing each other as well as their strap-ons. The sight of women sucking molded rubber is about as erotic as watching Roseanne eat a Chocolate Blackout cake in the buff, but none the less, the rubber-ravaging continues. Another yan-inspirer.

Triple Play is a baseball team, and as we all know – three strikes and you're outta here. You can do better.