Fat fanny videos aren't always what they're cracked up to be, and here's a perfect example of three sex scenes in the genre that whiz by with glacier-like urgency.

The corpulent Shay Thomas is billed as "Mrs. Wideass" in the first scene. If a troop transport plane is wide, then Shay is perfectly cast. However, in her scene with the lean "Clem," Shay appears to be auditioning for a part as a yuppie house-wife, exhibiting a physical insouciance that threatens mayhem only when she thuds on Clem's lap for the cowgirl position.

A lady nicknamed "Haystack Tits" makes Shay look like Karen Carpenter. Clem lathers "HT" up with oil, thus threatening the Iranian oil reserve. He then proceeds to fuck her doggie style in a deliberate manner reminiscent of a funeralcade.

In a segment titled "Big Butt Lesbians," a hefty blonde and short-haired brunette dispense mutual body pleasure as though there were a surtax on it.

Some of the previous volumes in this series have hit the mark, but this one suggests a polite dismissal.