Does anyone happen to remember the past decade? Really remember it? The ‘80s sucked. Leave it to Ron Jeremy (co-writer) to mastermind a vid where the premise is a take-off on what might be the most stellar example of televised ‘80s entertainment, “Star Search.” Round out the cast with Motley Crue’s ex-singer, Vince Neil, and use Hyapatia Lee’s band to perform two songs in a style that would have sounded contemporary when big hair and spandex were the ultimate fashion statements, and you have Hollywood Starlet Search.

Letha Weapons simpers that she’s got a fantasy about “a big, hairy, smelly, chubby man fucking me.” Hey, who doesn’t? The RJ/Letha mish has a nice initial penetration shot and continues with a brief tit-fuck. Wunderkind editor/director Morehead spoils it with badly dubbed sound, however.

Kerri Downs’ not-inconsiderable talent for squirting makes a splash when she’s paired up with Dave Hardman. Noteworthy only for the moment when she drenches her shoes while sucking him, it’s a good thing she provides a cumshot. If he does, we don’t see it.