Small talk about lawyers, getting fucked by attorneys, and related subjects loosely connect the pro-am-ish scenes. Most of the performers are from smut’s “B-Team” and deliver barely average feats of fucking. Fortunately, there are exceptions and an occasional golden nugget is found (as is the case with Nikole Lace’s girl/girl). Lines like, “You are a lawyer; you have a degree in anal sex,” and watching in amazement as dudes who sound like they want to say “Yo” at the start of each sentence unsuccessfully attempt comic relief. Production values are anything but stellar, and don’t forget to bring your night vision goggles: the tape is pretty dark.