“Ever get the feeling you’re being cheated?”

-Johnny Rotten to audience at the last live Sex Pistols gig.

Belief in implausibilities is the key to handling this vid: we’ve got half-unbuttoned leather vests and pierced eyebrows as acceptable law office attire, T.T. Boy in the role of a sensitive intellectual writer, partial sex scenes and unverifiable cum shots. This is a vid that takes itself extremely seriously, however, and therein lies the problem.

Unhappily married couple Steve Drake and Kylie Ireland jump right into a missionary. Unfortunately the white stuff doesn’t fly, which is probably supposed to be construed as an internal cum shot.

Steve’s co-worker Max Cady and Kylie’s pal Selena both extol the virtues of marital infidelity, so our couple gives it a shot. Steve has an okay desktop missionary/doggie with his secretary Seth Damien (incorrectly billed) which serves to reassure him that he’s still a man. Kylie fantasizes about her neighbor, writer T.T. Boy, in a very brief no-foreplay sex scene with yet another missing cumshot. She later reveals it was “very disappointing.” No kidding.

Max Cady and Dallas D’Amour provide the hottest scene with a semi-spoon/mish and lengthy anal. When T.T. and Kylie get around to doing it four real, they have a decent missionary culminating in a facial.