What is it with fat women and their untended pubic regions? And why don't they completely disrobe? C'mon and show it, girlfriends!

Thankfully there's big, black Cocoa to prove herself the exception to these rules. It's Cocoa's contention that men really want a "voluptuous woman." In between mouthfuls of food, she and short-haired, cellulite-assed blonde Shay wonder how a man could prefer a svelte gal to them (I'm sure Chasey Lain's legion of fans concur wholeheartedly…). Cocoa unabashedly displays ever stretch mark during a decent double-headed dildo ride with Shay. Her hetero scene with Tony is even better; Cocoa's my kinda fat girl.

Red-haired Darcy reveals that she came to Hollywood to find stardom. (Instead, she winds up with Rick Masters and his amazing knee socks). Darcy goes after his condom-encased cock as if it were the last gherkin on a buffet table. The very priapic is Rick dwarfed by blonde Crystal during a cowgirl; brave man.

Not merely a classic chubby-chaser vid, there's a nominations-worthy theme song: a ballad with lyrics! Sing along while you make room for a prominent display area.