Food is our friend… Amen! Forget that vibrator, try a 15-inch cucumber! That's enough to make any man green with envy. After a fruitful session, an insatiable brunette vixen gets her second wind with her boyfriend who promptly douses her with whipped cream. A bit of foreshadowing, perhaps? After covering his "unit" with chocolate sauce, a teaspoon of tit-fucking, reverse cowgirl, a dash of mish, a pinch of doggie, and a tablespoon of b.j., she brings this Dutch boy to the brink of cream heaven. That night, another couple drops by for dinner. And the foursome starts. The couples engage in side-by-side b.j., they form love trains, they swap partners, and end with some side-by-side mish.

The following two scenarios include a sexy massage therapist indulging in a little self-help, and a hot massage session with a man who gets more than he bargained for. She blows him, rides his face (and member) and ends up doing it all over the room in scads of positions. And bringing up the rear is a flat girl/girl session with a pair of tattooed tarts.

If you can get past the fact that no one speaks English and that the soundtrack is light on the sound, you'll enjoy Girls of Holland #1. People who enjoy playing with their food should really savor this one.