When the combined ages of a couple performing 69 are above the age of the act itself, we're not talking hardbodies here; we're not even talking hard bowel movements. Corkey and Teddi's strip number has all the erotic pace of the waiting line for the early-bird dinner in a retirement community; while Cummings' subsequent dalliance with Chloe (a naturally sassy gal who could go places) has less pep than Pepto Bismol.