For want of another subtitle, you might call this Penthouse photog Earl Miller venture "Europe On a Hazy Day Through a Filter."

As hackneyed as it sounds, if ever a Penthouse video looked like the living embodiment of a Penthouse photo shoot, this tape is it – complete with a visual glaze suggesting an underwater troll in a chlorine-intense swimming environment.

Heavy on locale (then, again, we could be seeing downtown Hoboken for all I'd know), the modeling segments split the difference between music video dancing and masturbatory posing.

A Rhine castle sets the opening tones as a strawberry blonde (the girls aren't specifically identified) stares into the void as though she just got turned down for a part in the roadshow of Wagner's Tannhauser. Once inside, however, surrounded by more mounted animal horns than a hunting lodge-themed restaurant in Las Vegas, out gal comes to life, lending kinetic impetus for the remainder of the show. Best vignette is the bathtub masturbation study featuring a girl in a white beaded wig, a faucet hose and your imagination.

Fans of Kafkaesque overcast, wrought iron gates and pretty girls with one name will certainly enjoy the itinerary.