In the only bi-racial scene in this otherwise all-black video, a white dude shows up at Spontanneus' pad to repossess her washer. "You don't understand," she says, pleading for a one-week extension on her payments. "I really, really, really need my washer."

"Let me fuck you and suck my dick."

"Sounds good to me." (Jeez, how many loads of wash can you do in a week?) He puts his dick through her rinse and wash cycles before emptying his bleached load on her face.

In another scene, a repairman goes to a girl's house to fix her telephone wire, and ends up sticking his cable in her receiver. After a doggie position that is looped ad infinitum, he ejaculates what appears to be Elmer's Glue all over her pubes.

The eye-boggling technical qualities of this tape are its crowning glory. It's marketed as a black video, but dammed if the performers aren't red and blue in some scenes.

Uh, I fold.