Released | Jul 01st, 1995 |
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Running Time | 90 |
Director | Mark Yule |
Company | Heatwave Entertainment |
Cast | Juliette, Dave Hardman, Dick Nasty, Morgan (I), Olivia (I), Shonna Lynn, Candy (I) |
Critical Rating | AA 1/2 |
Genre | All-Sex |
The power of packaging. The letdown of reality.
Sure, there's (anal) sex on the beach -- if you close your eyes and pretend that a bedsheet is a tidal wave and Dick Nasty's a lifeguard. The British-accented "Rumpman" delivers on-location interviews in artsy black & white and serves up six scenes of varying interpretations of anal sex in a studio. Short-haired Candy's scene, an office fantasy, displays graphic butt entry while Morgan's (with Dick Nasty) has none to spear of unless Morgan ha san imaginary asshole. Actually, hers looks airbrushed.
Olivia of the lips, takes a dick up the ass from Dick Nasty. Unfortunately, the camera shot's on her face at the time. Her second scene with Candy is all carpet munching with nary a hint of butthole girl-play.
Lip-smackingly ample Juliette, pulchritudinously displayed on the boxcover, does enough compulsory bikini posing to adhere to truth-in-advertising dictates. Dave Hardman drills her ass, doggie-style, indoors, while Rumpman takes over in a van, nailing her in a variety of physically-confining positions.
For the novelty of a new series, this title may be worth checking out, but improvements have to be made to warrant a return engagement.