The conclusion to this lavish 1992 Dumas adaptation opens with lady-in-waiting Nina Hartley consoling distraught Queen Diedre Holland. "Decadent" oil and passionate kissing lead to a dazzling dive into Holland's tunnel. Hartley licks tongue and mouth into orifice overdrive as her mistress is driven into writhing, bedsheet-clutching ecstasy. This is the Divine Ms. H's most dominant diesel diddling since her snatch soaker with Trixy Tyler in The Book of Love. Musketeer Marc Wallice finds himself imprisoned with "lost" Musketeer Robert Sacchi, the spitting image of Humphrey Bogart! They escape and rescue Chanel, who rewards Wallice in a barn with, yup, a roll in the hay. Their tender, gentle sex amid the bristles and oats is as nomination-worthy as the Hartley/Holland opus.

All in all, Part 2 trumps Part 1. The swordfighting is better choreographed and the script is funnier, although some of the other sex scenes are weak. A couple's must!