Like goodwill ambassadors from the world famous Porn Valley, John "Buttman" Stagliano and buddies Jon Dough and Mark Davis venture to the Czech Republic to nail down relations with 10 of Prague's more indecent diplomats in various and sundry combinations.

In so doing, Stagliano and Co. demonstrate the old porn axiom (okay, we just make it up) that sex with less-than-perfect females who know the meaning of the word "perform" is almost always more strokable than sex with physically flawless jizz queens who just lie there, coasting on their looks.

As we first encounter our envoys in this handsomely-shot, generously-long, more-bang-for-your-buck production, they're on a casting call at the upscale apartment of five Czech cuties, who, after baring —what else? —their tight tushes (this is a John Stagliano vid, after all), quickly get down to business.

With a single lightning-fast cut, a blistering three-guy (Dough, Davis and Prague homeboy Pavel) on five-babe orgy erupts with the boys, in a gutsy game of musical pussies, taking turns thoroughly reaming all five snatches in jack-hammer fashion. The two roving slatterns not riding California prime at any given moment keep the coals good 'n' stoked by tongueing asshole and sucking testicle.

Right about now, by the way, is probably a good time to start carefully monitoring the volume. That's 'cause due to its sheer frenzied intensity, the scene —in fact, damn near the entire vid —loudly emits the salacious sound of fucking, most notably high decibel female moaning and the sharp slap-slap-slappin' of stiff cocks pumping in and out of soaking-wet slits. To paraphrase the late Lenny Bruce, even Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder could get off on this one.

After the inevitable hose-down, we cut to some private club where Dough and Davis are joined by Italian stallion Rocco Siffredi and Standa, a buffed-up dude on crutches, for a rip-roaring four guys/three gals feeding frenzy.

Next comes a bit of comic relief in a Czech video store where a clerk, apparently clueless as to who he's talking to, informs a disappointed Stagliano that he doesn't carry any Buttman tapes. Well, screw that shit, Stagliano decides, I'll just shoot a Buttman scene right here and now. Two female customers just happen to wander in at that very moment and after some perfunctory small talk in a side room, soon have their faces all over Davis' and Dough's ever-ready tools.

After quickly getting busted and tossed out by the irate clerk, the impromptu party moves across the street to our boys' hotel room for the final raucous bit of revelry. At first pairing off for a tumultuous two-on-two that must still have the guys' abs burning, the couples morph into a daisy chain of Dough fucking girl #1, who eats the ass of Davis, who gets sucked by girl #2. In the only butt-fucking in the entire vid, Davis ever-so-briefly anal-lyzes one of the girls, then frosts her mug as the other one licks it off. Yummy.

Retailers should stock several copies of Buttman's Orgies, display them prominently, then sit back and watch 'em effortlessly disappear, 'cause as you undoubtably know by now, even if they've never heard of him in Prague, Stagliano's alter-ego remains immensely popular right here in the good ol' U.S. of A.